This month has been full of trolls spouting off nonsense and hate. But the good news is you’ve thwarted them all! It’s almost like you’ve earned a degree in troll hunting. So we’ve made an honorary (and satirical for legal reasons) Masters of Troll Hunting from Y’all University.

You can place this degree up in your home or office with Pride! And even better, we will be donating a portion of the sales to the National Network of Abortion Funds.

Here is a description of what the degree says:

Y'all University

May all who see these presents acknowledge you have completed training against the legion of trolls and are thusly awarded the title of:

Master of Troll Hunting

Having warred against these wiry foes in a battle of wits, you have overcome with true diligence, defeating all their attempts at degradation. You are now endowed with the power and strength of snark. Should a troll attempt to thwart you with ad hominem attacks, logical fallacies, and misinformation, you are empowered to strike them down with truth and reason. Your sassy ass shall not be swayed as you shall block, report, and smite them back to the Mar-a-Lago from whence they came. Though they may never admit defeat, as they refuse ever to own a loss, may this Select Committee confirm that you have bested them with Pride!

Father Nathan Monk, Dean of Clap Backs

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DETAILS: This is a pre-order. We will not be ordering the copies until after the sale closes. We are doing a limited run, once we sell out that’s it. Before of these being ordered once this limited sale ends, that means it could take six to eight weeks for the arrival of your copy. These copies will need to be shipped to us from the printer, then packaged, and shipped. This will take time, so please be patient. WE ARE NOT AMAZON. All sales are final. There will be no refunds or exchanges. By purchasing this item, you agree to these terms.

Y’all University - Master of Troll Hunting (satire) Degree

$19.95Price