You can now become a member of The Legion of Unholy Fans, the official fan club of Father Nathan Monk and all of his unholy shenanigans! 
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As a card-carrying member of The Legion, you will be endowed with certain rights and privileges. First, you’ll get bragging rights as a founding member of this exclusive club. You will also be entitled to certain benefits throughout the year. 
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Like most things involving Father Nathan, this began as a sorry attempt by some troll trying to be clever, which backfired spectacularly. Some alleged “Christian Comedian” who was, in our opinion, neither particularly funny nor very Christ-like called Father Nathan’s fans “the legion or godless fans!” 
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We didn’t think this quite fair at all. Sure, some of you are godless reprobates, but many still follow the religion of their youth, while others have accepted many gods, and there are plenty of y’all just trying to figure it out as you go along. But when life gives you haters, you’ve gotta turn it into haterade.
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As a member of The Legion, you commit to these principles:
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“Love your neighbor, yes, even that one. Whenever possible, provide mutual aid for those who need it. Stand up against all the phobias and -ism used to hurt people. Always be the chaotic good you wish to see in the world; be the helpers.”
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As a member of The Legion, you will receive discounts on merch and tickets to upcoming shows and early access whenever these products/events are announced! Some restrictions apply*
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When you order, you will receive a novelty credit card-sized plastic membership card and an introduction letter with your custom discount code. 
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Now, raise your brooms high, Legion! You are ready to fight the hate and spread love wherever you go.
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*These discounts only apply to shows, events, or merch sold directly through sites affiliated with Father Nathan Monk. Discounts will not apply through third-party suppliers or markets. Please note that some items cannot be sold or shipped outside the continental United States.